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Midnights on Market Street in San Francisco
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Midnights on Market Street in San Francisco

It's the most honest time of the day to go for a walk in San Francisco — and... like, just be with yourself. Turning the corner of Castro Street, I pass the Mollie Stone's Markets location on 18th Street where we make out underneath harsh overhead lighting. His lips are smacked with mango chapstick; it was his coy way of concealing the American Spirits he smoked outside The Edge. The lustful combination of organic tobacco and synthetic fruit sent electricity through my fingertips — the same ones that clutched his soft mullet before typing my contact information into his iPhone. The moon is now positioned high in the sky, opaque through yet another thick marine layer enveloping San Francisco. The city is cool, crisp, echoed with the humdrum of passersby with hands holstered inside coat ...
I Never Get Tired of Seeing San Francisco From an Airplane
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I Never Get Tired of Seeing San Francisco From an Airplane

New perspectives of the seven-by-seven float thousands of feet above the Golden Gate Bridge. There’s something pristinely captivating about viewing San Francisco from an airplane window. The vastness of a 49-square-mile city — one populated with over 150 public parks and some 880,000 residents — condenses into the frame of a double-sided viewing hole. It also puts your own physicality into focus, a feeling akin to seeing pictures of the cosmos. You’re both everything and nothing, stardust and garden soil, all in the exact same moment. Humbling doesn’t even begin to describe such a feeling; maybe perspective-focusing is better. In the context of San Francisco living, I always come to understand my place in this maddening, wonderous metropolis looking, quite literally, down ...
‘Fucking Blue Angels’
Essays, Nature + Climate Crisis

‘Fucking Blue Angels’

Much like Earthquake Twitter, few things band San Franciscans together like collectively bemoaning Fleet Week — especially its airshows. It’s a Thursday afternoon in early October. Car alarms are going off. Glass panes quiver. Trinkets on shelves rattle. Dishware shakes amid wooden floors vibrating. Our dogs and cats (and even reptiles) grow bothered, taking respite underneath furniture (or inside their respective hide boxes).  No, a Thursday like this doesn't coincide with a seismic event; the USGS has no records of it. This day, October 7th, 2022, was the day the Blue Angels — a flight demonstration squadron of the United States Navy formed in 1946 — began flying over downtown San Francisco for Fleet Week. The collective consensus is that we all hated it. San Francisco ...
On Love, Queerness, and Transphobia While Vacationing in Rome
Essays, Queerness

On Love, Queerness, and Transphobia While Vacationing in Rome

My partner Anthony is unapologetically trans. They're always quietly — yet firmly, hold space in a room, unwavering and generally unbothered by the risk that comes from existing as a trans individual. That risk is sometimes as simple as wearing a dress or skirt on a body people like to quickly gender a certain way. One of the worst fears you can have as a partner is when harm comes your loved one’s way — are you going to be able to protect them at that moment? As the weeks turned into days before our trip to Italy, I got very nervous. Anthony is not the kind of *diva* to go undercover or hide. The reactions and possibly actions of Romans as they come face to face with the beauty of Anthony were a worry of mine, especially considering the environment we live our lives in. San ...
The Radical Contentment of Flower Piano in San Francisco
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The Radical Contentment of Flower Piano in San Francisco

To be alive is to search for content in all manner of ways and forms. I come here each September to gesture among the flora. Forgetting; remembering. Wishing; wanting. Dancing in front of the refrigerator light that glows in some corner of my mind. It’s a time and place where I continue viewing happiness with a sideways glance. As an individual whose manic depression has illustrated his adulthood, happiness is an emotion I hold in fickle reverence. It’s as fleeting as it is elusive — an endless chase for temporary fixation. Happiness exists in a cannon of touch and go. It never knows where to find you when it’s all said and done. It’s an enviable game of shadowboxing that never lands a tangible blow against whatever you’re fighting. It’s stop-and-go traffic behavior en route elsewhere....
SF’s Dreamforce Is Back. And I Still Hate ‘Techies’
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SF’s Dreamforce Is Back. And I Still Hate ‘Techies’

They've returned to the summit of all summits. The very concept of Dreamforce isn’t inherently dystopian nor distasteful; there’s nothing off-putting about creating a community around a vocational cohort. It’s also become a (mostly) reliable calendar staple for local small businesses, particularly restaurants and bars, to financially benefit from. Startups, even if they haven’t entirely fledged the nest of profitably, will cheerfully throw $14,000 to reserve an entire 40-seat eatery for their employees, clients, and angel investors. I’ve seen this happen. On more than one occasion Again, the surface-level notions that decorate the mobile over Dreamforce aren’t offensive. It’s just that the realities of having 40,000 “techies” inundate a city so affected by their normalized six-figu...
Nothing Brings San Francisco Together Like Earthquake Twitter
Essays, Nature + Climate Crisis

Nothing Brings San Francisco Together Like Earthquake Twitter

It’s basically our Bat-Signal. There are few things that can ban residents of the seven-by-together quite like a modest earthquake. The type of tremor that rattles our tiny desks, but doesn’t cause any significant amount of damage.  They, like the 4.4-magnitude tremor that shook SF on Tuesday, September 3rd, elicit us to collectively type out “HI EARTHQUAKE TWITTER” from our keyboards. Though these shakes never merit sending a “you alright?” message to nearby family and friends. We immediately check the United States Geological Survey’s latest incident report to see its scale; its epicenter; its capability of sending shockwaves across the Bay Area — and how far they reached. Did we, in fact, feel it? Or did we, quite frankly, dissociate? Are we, perhaps, too high to steady o...
On the Two-Year Anniversary of SF’s Orange Skies, Things Aren’t Much Better
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On the Two-Year Anniversary of SF’s Orange Skies, Things Aren’t Much Better

Let’s focus more on small moments of joy. I woke up late. I was frazzled, making sense of the mental detritus churning around my head. The unwritten notes concealed in the folds of my prefrontal cortex I needed to find, organize and ring out for an on-air audience. The time was 10 a.m., and there was construction going on in the adjacent art studio that I was working and living and cooking out of. The sound was deafening; a symphony of nail guns and hand saws being used in tandem amid floor tiles shattering into thousands of sharp pieces. Thankfully, my Mission District studio was sandwiched between three other floors of unoccupied space, so I gathered my laptop, and AirPods Pro and hurried up the dilapidated stairs onto the roof. Ash filmed everything. The smell of vaporized synthe...
On Editorial Adaptations and Shoe Droppings in San Francisco
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On Editorial Adaptations and Shoe Droppings in San Francisco

The culmination of experiences — to meet a moment of opportunity For as long as I can remember, I’ve been a storyteller — wordsmith, writer, scribbler of thoughts onto the page. I filled notebooks with nonsensical jargon at five years old. While my vertical height grew unfortunately slow, my pen grew mightier. Stronger. Steadier. Far quicker and more intentional. By the time I had left third grade, I knew I wanted to, somehow, create a life that had its axiom around the written word. However, there was no present blueprint in my immediate family to build that lifestyle from. My neurodivergence (read: severe dyslexia) didn’t help, either. Time and maturation and work ethic, thankfully, can serve as a trifecta to complete objectives that seem too far out of reach, so long as you heed th...
‘Please, Motherfuckers Ain’t Stopping [You]’
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‘Please, Motherfuckers Ain’t Stopping [You]’

‘Be *that parrot*’ Hey Babes, It’s the end of the day, and I’m brewing oolong tea, trying to come down from it all. I think you know what I’m talking about, but just to make sure: What I mean by “it all” is the nagging obstacles, tasks, and bouts of insecurity that come with our new jobs. You thought it would be something great — a welcomed career shift. A change of pace. A new landscape, blossoming with fresh opportunities and perspectives. The pay was also *chef’s kiss.*  Remember how incredibly drunk we got after you accepted the offer letter? (It was the only reason we were able to polish off those hellacious PR bottles of red vino from Snoop Dogg's new wine label.)  There was so much joy that flooded that moment. A lot of that has evaporated away as of late. Promises f...