Mother Monster sent shockwaves through the internet over the weekend when she was spotted in Marin holstering (presumably) her first-born child.
Social media was put into a frenzy over the weekend when news broke that 16-time GRAMMY winner Lady Gaga had (secretly) welcomed her first child into the world. Her fiancé and San Francisco-based entrepreneur Michael Polansky were photographed in Northern California — Marin, specifically — walking through a parking lot, the newborn coddled inside a baby sling around Gaga, the infant’s head resting on her chest.
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The pictures, which were acquired and released initially by Page Six, of Gaga and her newborn have garnered tens of millions of impressions across social media; keen “little monsters” noted that the singer’s abrupt low-profile after her final The Mayhem Ball Tour show in April of this year could be explained by her presumed pregnancy; this and other floated hypotheticals are, again, all speculations and guestimations, at best.
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But what’s also becoming more concrete is the fact that Gaga and Polansky might have secretly relocated to an affluent Marin estate — full time.
Gaga’s affinity for the more secluded, less fame-hungry zip code of California — an area that still boasts the scenic vistas of her Malibu haunt, albeit with frequent marine layering — goes back well over a year. (There are still somewhat active Reddit threads dedicated to Lady Gaga sightings in Marin.) Employees at Marin Country Mart have gone on record to confirm that Lady Gaga, and by proxy, Michal Polansky, are residents of the country … but can only speculate which neighborhood they’re calling (one of their) home(s).
And her alleged estate, rumored to be valued at north of $10 million and somewhere inside or around Mill Valley, does check all the boxes for an A-List star seeking stillness: sprawling, not visible from public streets, heavily landscaped, and nestled on the outskirts of a slow, affluent community. No, we will not dox Mother Monster. Yes, we fear upsetting the higher powers responsible for her creation.
With Gaga and Polansky’s baby picture debuts, à la paparazzi snaps, happening around Marin, one can only infer that Mother Monster is choosing to raise her foremost Little Monster in the secluded, luxury haunts of NorCal, fulfilling her utmost desire as of the last few years.
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